I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”
I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS
Albus Severus's first trip to the headmistress's officeMcGonagall: Albus Severus, I am very very disappointed in you
Dumbledore: Minerva, my dear, I apologize but I must ask, what did I do?
Snape: I hope you do realize headmistress that reprimanding two portraits will get your absolutely…. nowhere.
McGonagall: Albus! Severus! I didn’t mean-
Albus Severus: Yes headmistress?
McGonagall: No, not you Albus!
Dumbledore: Not me, my dear?
McGonagall: Oh for Merlin’s sake!