shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

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alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

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Albus Severus's first trip to the headmistress's office
McGonagall: Albus Severus, I am very very disappointed in you
Dumbledore: Minerva, my dear, I apologize but I must ask, what did I do?
Snape: I hope you do realize headmistress that reprimanding two portraits will get your absolutely…. nowhere.
McGonagall: Albus! Severus! I didn’t mean-
Albus Severus: Yes headmistress?
McGonagall: No, not you Albus!
Dumbledore: Not me, my dear?
McGonagall: Oh for Merlin’s sake!

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